That means that for her you are the friendliest in the world, you better listen ... but the cool stuff that will not go out with you. You will leave with an unpresentable that just wants to sleep with her. Of course, when the other makes you a bitch, I call you to ask your advice. It's like if you go to look for work and say: "Lord Motorcycles, you are the right person for the job, the best resume is, the more prepared ... but we're not going to hire. Let's take an incompetent. Of course, when the shit, did you could call to get us out of the mess? "
I wonder, what have I done wrong?, We went to the movies, we laughed, we spent hours drinking coffee ... From what coffee we became friends? ¿Of the fifth? ¿Of the sixth? Damn, that is advised. One less, and now I would be sleeping with her!
For them a friend is governed by the same rules as a Tampax: you can go to the pool with him, horseback riding, dancing ... The only thing you can not do with it is to have sex.
Because if you think about it ... If you consider yourself an aunt to "your friend" is to ruin your sex life, what will he do with his enemies? It seems to me very well to be friends, I do not understand is why we can not "fuck like friends."
I believe that friendship between men and women does not exist, because if there were, they would know. What happens is that when she tells you she loves you just as a friend, for it means that period. But for you there. For you it means that if you are a night on the beach, she gets drunk, full moon, the planets have aligned and meteor threatens Earth ... Maybe get curl up with it!
So swallow, because you never lose hope. What is bundled with Oscar? Well, ... when it does break, you attack with the art of "comforter", "Weep not, the Oscar that's a pimp. You deserve better, a guy who understands you, a guy who can be there when you need it ... Make it short, make it brown, which is not very handsome, is called Javier ... like me. "
At least you can still drive a wedge friend to eliminate competition. It is the technique of "worm miserable". When she tells you:
- Oh, how nice is Paco, right?
- Paco? It's very nice, yes ... a bit squint.
- There is cross-eyed, what happens is that you have a very tender look.
- Yes, you're right, I noticed the other day, when I looked at Marta.
- Not looking at her, looking at me.
- See how it is cockeyed?
To cap it all the aunts considered that have a "super special" with a guy when he can sleep in the same bed and nothing happens. But hey, the "super special" would be that if something happened?
One day after a party, you're helping her pick, as you always do, and when you have just, she says:
- Oops, too late, why do not you stay the night?
- And where I sleep?
- Well, in my bed.
To you weak at the knees: "This is my night, the planets have aligned!" After a while you realize that there are precisely those planets have aligned, because she, as are friends, with all the confidence are left in shirt and panties, and you, apparently seen think, "I'm going to have to be in shorts ... with the alignment of planets that I carry."
So you get into the bed of a jump and bend your knees to hide. She gets you paste the ass and says, "See you tomorrow". And you sleep! "Well, how was able to sleep so early? But this chick does not pray or anything? ".
They slept with Aunt you like! At first you do not dare to move, not to touch anything. You know if at that time made a contest, nobody could beat you: you are the hottest guy in the world. And that makes you long night! We come to mind a lot of questions: "Touch a tit with the shoulder will be bad friend? What if the teat is that my turn? ". But after many hours and just make yourself a question: "Am I really an asshole?".
You can not believe that you are in the same bed and not going to happen. You trust that anytime you turn around and say: "Come on silly, you've suffered enough, make me yours". But no. A aunts never think you've suffered enough. And see you suffer ... Because you have all the body's blood accumulated in the same place. There have been cases of men who have come to burst.
But it does not end your humiliation. At seven o'clock bell rings the door:
- Oh, is Oscar!
- Oscar? But do not you quit?
- I'll tell you, I have now hurry. I forgot to tell you that he would bring his dog, because as we will Vaqueira, I told him that the dog better than you would not be with anyone. You're a friend!, Have a face, did you sleep well?
And there you stay with the dog, that this really is man's best friend.
